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A Jack
Daniels Fishing Story
I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran
out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his
mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put
it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without
getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a
little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on
fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a
nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake
with two frogs in his mouth.
Life is
good in the South.
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